I really don’t genuinely believe that I’m suitable To-be rhyming about this track trigger my lyrics draw
I attack motherfuckers sporting purple backpacks And that i snack on fabric racks and take a shit in your tune Yeah your strike, bring about people understands that which you say Nevertheless when I get into the the new mic, We make milk outta clay And that i gamble air electric guitar having a tube off tooth paste And that i state karate pencil case and you will put it on recording
All the my personal verses slip flat including a great hockey puck It grabbed me seven months to enter the initial part of my personal verse And from now on I had nothing left so I am going to imagine that we got hurt Aw, I believe We sprained my personal ankle You guys feel free to complete the song instead myself
[MC Amnesia] Yo MC Amnesia right up within this bitch Woke up five days ago lying-in new ditch Did not know who I happened to be We didn’t consider shit
Seem to some thing occurred which had been harrowing We used to have significantly more rhymes however, I am unable to think of them Definitely I am freaking away I can’t contemplate some thing! (Seriously do someone know what my name is?)
[MC Personal Urination] Yo I am MC Social Urination – just what – what! I bring a fucking piss on a drilling pavement Each time, anywhere, I recently whip away my knob And you will empty my personal bladder whenever you are you motherfuckers see! Your almost every other MCs are unable to deal with this shit! You might be a little bitch scared so you can urinate in public places
You encounter a lavatory each time you need to piss Yo fuck you to definitely crap – I just whip away my manhood!
[Chorus – Chorus Child] I’m 
the guy whom sings the latest chorus (They holidays in the song) My part try kinda dull (I wish that i might have to go home) But these are typically expenses me to play the fresh new chorus (And i also want the cash) Produce I am underemployed today (Only gone back into with my dad)
[MC Doesn’t Know very well what Paradox Try] Yo I’m MC Cannot Understand what Irony Is actually Went doing a girl and i offered this lady a kiss She told you “Let us visit your lay, I will bring their penis” I told you “Heck yeah bitch, that’s therefore ironic”
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[MC Life-threatening Gun step 1, 2 & 3] Yo I am MC Deadly Firearm step one, 2 & step three I really like the individuals clips although last upset me personally Danny Glover, Mel Gibson and you can Joe Pesci As to why performed they must build a fourth?
[MC Deadly Weapon 4] MC Deadly Weapon cuatro that is me I disagree which have MC Fatal Firearm step one, 2 & step three Even when We agree totally that it’s a pioneering trilogy New 4th has also been a good it additional Chris Stone and you can Squirt Li!
[MC Crap My Shorts Apparently] Yo I’m MC Shit My personal Shorts Apparently It usually is when I am walking outside Or when I am getting together with specific travel ass hoes Here we wade! Thank god I put a significant difference regarding gowns!
[MC Last Verse] Yo I’m new MC to your latest verse I’m designed to summarize everything you heard However, mutherfuckers I do not obviously have the time Thus bang that and come back to the brand new Chorus Guy
Whats my motherfucking label?
[Chorus – Chorus Boy] I am nonetheless vocal the fresh chorus (Give thanks to god our company is almost complete) I detest vocal the new chorus (Instance a dull fucking occupations) I’m gonna get my personal forty bucks (That’s what the investing me personally) And I’m gonna go score most intoxicated (Masturbate after that get to sleep)